PornStar Tweet Arrives at eXXXotica Miami!

I promised I’d be better about writing these blog entries after AdultCon — I fucking lied, ok.  We’re so super slammed with project and work here at Naughty Tweet Central we can hardly take time to watch porn, much less blog about it – HA!

Let’s get right into it… eXXXotica Miami (www.eXXXoticaExpo.com) officially started on Friday May 13, 2010 — but that didn’t stop us and a ton of Porn Stars and Industry people from getting the party started early!  Alyss Heart, Heather Vahn and I arrived early (and I mean FUCKING early) morning on Thursday May 12th…

Ok, I’m gonna pause here to tell you that aside from the convention and parties our whole trip was a FUCKING disaster because our travel plans were a total disaster because of one of our sponsors just not getting anything right — so I’m not going to dwell on the shitty aspects of our days in Miami, changing hotels, missing flights — having Alyss flying in and out of Ft. Launderdale while Heather Vahn and I flew in and out of Miami airport — or the MULTITUDE of other complete fuck ups… right not dwelling — nor am I bitter.

Thursday night sitting at a great little sushi place on Collins immediately across from the “Official” hotel, we spotted so many Porn Stars partying their asses off — so many in fact that the restaurants in the area were completely unprepared and dinners took an hour – plus to serve and drinks were 20 minutes between… didn’t matter though because we were having a blast!  There was a big party down the street, but we collectively decided to take it easy that night and headed back to the hotel for some much needed sleep.

Friday was a blast — first off we didn’t take the traditional Porn Star Tweet Trailer (and boy did we miss it) – so Friday afternoon 3000 miles from home we’re standing in K-Mart trying to figure out how to sneak Vodka into the show and if we want to buy a swing set to setup in our booth — we figured out the important question and headed to the show… our gigantic banner didn’t arrive on time so for the first few hours of the show we were pretty brandless, but that didn’t slow down any of our Porn Star friends from stopping in for some photos (see the gallery from the show)!  After we finally got our banner and things set up we got to walk around a bit — it was kind of slow so we had the great opportunity to not just peek at people but stop and talk for a long time — we FINALLY got to meet Jenna Haze who’s been begging us to Verify her for months — she was very sweet and we talked for a long time about Twitter and Social Networks.  We bumped into our old friend Joanna Angel and shot the shit with her for quite a while — then Jesse Jane, Lupe Fuentes, Even Seinfield — oh the list goes on and on an on… Friday was DEFINITELY the day to be there if you were a fan.

Saturday was SLAMMED with people! The show runs for 11 hours on Saturday but it was so busy that it’s hard to recall any of it — I plan on reviewing our UStream.tv broadcast recording to see if anything completely wacked went on… I do recall Alyss Heart and Heather Vahn disappearing for long stretches with random porn stars for “smoke breaks”, that’s to be expected with those two.  The booth across from us was pretty entertaining with some amazing pole tricks — The King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club looked like it would be a huge place to party.  Dinner that night had us in the middle of so many pornstars it was wild — our good friends from the SexAppStore.com, Steve and Maria the SnakeBabe sat with us — but the table next to us was Tabitha Stevens and Tyler Faith — then Tay Stevens – Teagan Presley — on and on…

Sunday was SLOOW — it must be because Miami is in the lower part of the bible belt or something but Sunday was very slow day — it was a fun opportunity to meet some of the stars for us — to have Heather Vahn take us on a video tour of the show (coming soon) and best of all for Heather and Alyss Heart to ride the “Bucking Penis” together.  The highlight of Sunday was meeting one of Alyss’ friends she met through BrightKite.com, she took us to dinner at this kick ass place named appropriately “The Beer and Burger Joint” — where we made a spectacle of ourselves in our “PornStar Tweet” T-Shirts, drinking and playing rounds of our famous “PENIS” game — which oddly we were all VERY good at… at the end of dinner the booth next to us joined in the game – so it was pretty fucking funny — well at least to us.

We all arrived back in Las Vegas safely, just totally worn out from a long, long week and journey — next up is a local show XFanz Expo – which will be awesome then a show in LA, San Francisco and Chicago — it’s gonna be a busy summer.